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When you walk around telling your buddies that you going to take a dump, a tremendous, big league dump. You go to the bathroom and only fart a bunch.
I took a trumped dump at work today. My co workers don't want to hear about it anymore.
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Going to a gas station and pumping petrol so that you can get the keys to the bathroom to take a dump.
"Oh man, we've been on this road trip for ages! We're gonna have to pump and dump!"
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If a new mother wants to drink, but is breastfeeding her baby, she can 'pump' the milk that has alcohol in it and 'dump' / get rid of it.
Sally: "I can't drink until baby John is weened"
Maggie "Come one girl, drink tonight and just pump and dump in the morning"
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To go to the bathroom with your buddy and take a dump in adjacent stalls but at the same time.
"Yo, you wanna go do buddy dumps before the movie?"
"Hell yes"
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What do you do when you've split up with someone.
To quote Static-X:
I really hate you!
Love dumpling
Now my bowels ache, yeah!
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When you sneak away from your significant other to defecate, unbeknownst to them.
"Yo dude, my girl called saying her guest toilet was disgusting"
"I didn't use her toilet man you took a rogue dump when she was changing after the bars"
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When Donald Tweets stupid shit, he is having another Trump dump!
Did you hear about the latest Trump dump? Fake news? That's a nice Trump dump!💩😬
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