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An ancient Indian spell that is said to make any human being bend over when rubbing their back and reciting "Bom bracca dacca dee daa doo, bend over before I suck on you."
"Last night Steve performed the Ancient Indian Spell on me. We had some fun."
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During intercourse a man takes a few puffs of a (cigarette, blunt, pipe, etc) and blows the smoke into his partners vagina where she then proceeds to push out the smoke.
Her vagina was a homemade fog machine after doing the Indian smoke signal.
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white indian midget defines beauty and its ultra rare white face is available for 1000000000 vbucks or if u pay me chick cash
White Indian midgets are ultra white
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After sex on the beach, the alarm sounds the next day at about 4pm when you realize your dick is as red as an indian.
Person 1: Dude, last night was amazing. 4 chicks on the beach and i don't even have to buy them dinner, too bad for this indian fire alarm.
Person 2: Was it worth it?
Person 1: Fuck yea, just gonna jerk off with some aloe for a while.
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When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.
Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.
Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next
Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!
Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).
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A shiet show of a school where no one gives a flying fuck about anything. The principal thinks he's cool when really he is out of touch with reality and needs to wake the fuck up.
You're from Indian Trail Jr. High? I'm so sorry.
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The sexual practice of one partner performing oral sex upon a male with the penis gripped between the feet, followed by said male ejaculating behind their partner's ear.
Don't look now, Ethel, but it seems that young man who is currently performing oral sex upon another with the penis gripped between the feet, followed by said male ejaculating behind their partner's ear is administering a West Indian Lime Pie.
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