g light

G light is a black person who wears Christmas lights on him so he stands out in public while he rapes children

The G light raped her in public while everyone was watching

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light saber

a low caloric saber (this joke was used in Robot Chicken:Star Wars Special)

your mama's so stupid she eats light sabers for breakfast

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illmatic light

deffinition 1- a mini light in plant's leaves that gives them their color.
A little Elf goes into the leaves and turns the light on every morning. After the light is on, the Elf picks a color, which happens to be the color you see. When the leaf dies, the illmatic light is taken off the leave to use for another leaf.

deffinition 2- another way to say you need to calm down and take 7 deep breaths. Also if you are mad, sad, depressed, pissed, etc.

*Go turn the illmatic lights on before the sun comes out!

*Leaf #885's illmatic light is broken, go change it.

*You need to turn your illmatic light off before you talk to him.

*I wish my illmatic light could just go away!

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Northern Lights

1. A very potent type of cannabis plant. (weeeeed)
2. A very awesome band in the making.
86. boobs.

"Cody, passs me that northern lights niggggaaa."

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sum light

When something isn’t too heavy, but just light. Sum light.

Yo that concert was sum light, huh?

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Light work

Nick Stinespring

Nick stinespring would be light work in a fight

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Light in the Loafers

Implies homosexuality and gayness.

Why it means this:
1. If you are light in the loafers, you are said to be missing the vital male reproductive organs and therefore you are light in your loafers (shoes).
2. A myth says that homosexuals tend to where lighter colored loafers instead of darker colored loafers.

Winston, you're looking pretty light in the loafers today...I would even say that you're nearly levitating.

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