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Where the guy fucking plows the girl so hard she fuckin puke all over his cock
¨I was fucking her then hit her with that Mac Truck Deluxe¨ Grady said.
A sudden craving/urge to listen to some songs from the venerable rock band. Inspired by the Big Mac Attack, craving for a McDonald's burger.
Having a Fleetwood Mac Attack now.......need to put "Tusk" on the CD player right now.
A debate that ends up pissing off either windows or mac fanboys. Also one of the most ridiculous, often childish debates to ever encounter. It's a fucking computer, use what you will, and shut the fuck up.
mac vs pc... nothin else to say
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an ass that is extremely big, yet it is so sloppy because it has wrinkles or flaps of grease everywhere - Just like a Big Mac.
Guy 1: Yoo I got some ghetto booty last night! She got that big ass son.
Guy 2: Aww hell, that ain't no good ass, that's a big mac ass.
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Racist apology. Calling someone "mac" is regarded rather offensive and racist, as "mac" means monday, and nobody likes mondays.
Dude: "Have you got any playing cards?"
Person: "No. Sorry, mac"
Dude: "Man, that's racist!"
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The sound that a computer made by Apple makes when ejecting a CD/DVD. This noise just so happens to be better than sex. Even sex with Gary Oak, and trust me, that is good sex.
So, the other day my girlfriend was giving me oral, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't blow my top :(
She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!
She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(
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eating macaroni and cheese on top of crackers instead of with a spoon or fork.
Were going to go to my house to make some mac-n-crack.
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