Wank Sauce

The product of the male sexual climax.
Also known as: Sperm, Cum, Jizz.
Can also be used a single word: "Wanksauce"

I totally covered her face with wank sauce last night.

I really enjoy masturbating but getting rid of the wank sauce really sucks.

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Puke Sauce

Simple. Sauce that looks like vomit. Often tastes like it, too. Usually given to you at Olive Garden. Your friends dare you to lick it. You do, and it tastes like barf mixed with a bit of your mom. Then when you come home, it turns out you have diarrhea. From the sauce or the food with the sauce, who knows?! You use all the wipes and go to bed right after that, afraid that diarrhea will happen again.

Girlie Girl 1: OMG! They gave me this thing that looks like puke OMG OMG OMG.
Girlie Girl 2: EW OMG DATS PUKE SAUCE

Guy 1: John, look at this shit!
Guy 2: Wow, dude. Thats totally puke sauce.

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chron-sauce

The tightest way to say pot, marijuana, ganja, chronic, bud.

Josh:"Lets go get some chron-sauce!!"
Bissle:"Fasho! Were gettin' dat fasho!!"

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chooky sauce

a delicate sauce used to add flavor to a sizzling eastern Japanese dish called sooky

i would pour some of that there chooky sauce all over that sooki and devour it like godzilla devoured many of the Chinese people.

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Dirty Sauce

The sludge on your hand after frisking your butt hole or taint region. Intensely sour smelling.

Please go wash that dirty sauce off of your hand!

It smells distinctly like dirty sauce in here...

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Side sauce

A golf term coined by renowned golfer Phil Mickelson. Side sauce is that special oomph added to a shot to ensure that it will go in. Usually used in a playful, cocky manner. Can also be used in a general manner to describe a shot made with a lot of finesse and precision that will definitely go in.

Alternatively and originally used as a verb.

"Gonna add a little side sauce to this chip shot. Baby's going right in."

"Pins on the left, and there's a ridge from the right, so the ball will feed to it. So I'm going to side sauce one in there from the right." -Phil Mickelson on his golf game

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Special Sauce

Otherwise known as cum semen or jiz

Kiersten : Hey Jake im pregnant!
Jake : What the fuck how did this happen?
Kiersten : Well a couple weeks ago you had your dick inside me and you were like (Oh baby your pussy is so soft it make's me cum so much) then you filled me up with like 3 gallons of your Special Sauce!
Cami : Hey Jake wanna come over to my place tonight and fill me up with some of your Special Sauce?
Kiersten : Back off bitch he's already got my baby to support!
Jake : Damn Cami your so hot! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE!!! go clean that Special Sauce out of your underwear!

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