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Bait and Switch

A form of humor where the audience expects something obvious to happen, but then something else happens/appears out of nowhere.

Bait and Switch Example:

(ASDF)

Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"

Guy with glasses: "Ah..."

(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)

"...Don't listen to him!"

(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)

by Someone who kinda exists March 8, 2022


Bait and Switch

One of the more common forms of shitposting. A video with something on the cover that will make you click on it. (eg. an anime girl in a bikini) Then the actual video is a shitpost, usually making fun of you for being a horny bastard or sudden ear rape.

Guy 1: Did you see the new video someone posted in #nsfw? I heard it's really saucy.
Guy 2: It's just a bait and switch. I was expecting boobs but instead got my ears blown off by Scout from TF2.

by weakspaget February 6, 2022


The master of bait

Professional fisherman

The master of bait is a professional fisherman

by The master (of bait) August 23, 2024


Cougar bait

A young male between 18 and 22 who is considered prime meat by carnivorous (agressive) or cougar

Guy to friend: laugh it up cougar bait, your next, See those women the secind we leave your prey!

by Theamazinggeek February 15, 2018


Cougar Bait

1: A young individual, typically male, considered in his prime, whom will intentionally seek out locations highly frequently by older women, in hope to get swiped up by a carnivorous cougar, with a craving for fresh meat.

Tldr: Milf hunters. Boy Bimbos, Himbos in fact.
(See Milf, or Himbo...)

At a work holiday party:
Person one: "ANON is totally Cougar Bait. Just look at him over there!"
Person two: "I know, no shame at all!"
Anon who is currently having the time of his life: "Oh damn Sharlene, that must be so hard having to be a housewife, and taking care of 4 teenagers while your husband is out drinking with his friends, you should totally get a divorce-"

by KandovanyKocicka December 5, 2023


Drake baiting

When Drake says “yeah” at the beginning of the song so people keep listening and it becomes a hit.

“Never Recover” was OK, I only listen to it for the Drake verse at the beginning. Lil Baby and Gunna are Drake baiting us.

by subabe December 28, 2018


Gator Bait

Noun Indecent photos of minor aged subjects, typically shared in a digital format.

Guy #1: You hear that Jalen Kitna got arrested?
Guy #2: Heavens, no! What for?
Guy #1: The cops raided his house and found Gator Bait on his computer!
Guy #2: Typical.

by HoseRUs April 29, 2023