Whatever Humps Your Camel

synonym to "whatever floats your boat" also meaning do whatever the fuck you want.

me: You wanna go do something later?
friend: Sure what do you wanna do?
me: Whatever Humps Your Camel.

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Two Camels in a Tiny Car

A phrase coined on =3 from a viral video of two camels... in a tiny car.

The phrase is just bizarre enough to win every argument ever.

"We're having pizza for dinner."
"No, we're getting chinese. Two camels in a tiny car"
"Okay"

"Watch out for that squaids, man."
"It's all good. I've got two camels in a tiny car."

"That's lame. You're a fucking moron"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"You win."

"Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mom"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"Shit. You got me. Tell mom I said hi."

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Two camels in a tiny car

The response that just may be bizarre enough to win any argument ever.

A Mac is better than a PC. Nope, two camels in a tiny car.

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the straw that broke the camel's back

The last straw. The final bit needed to tilt the balance over to one side or send one over the edge.

After following her around for days and making obscene phone calls he threatened her son. For her, that was the straw that broke the camel's back and she went to the police.

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glitter on my camel toe

Self Explanatory

Candice bailey : glitter on my camel toe glitter on my camel toe glitter on my camel toe!

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Camel-Brain Syndrome

When a person is so fucking high that he believes he is a camel, attempts to drink an amount of water larger than what he can handle and eventually ends up Dead.

We came back home only to find our swimming pool dryer than the Sahara desert , It was only a few hours later that we've discovered that the culprit was our dead neighbor Josh.
The Doctor said he was diagnosed with Camel-Brain Syndrome... The poor dude.

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don't put the camel in the trash

(in Hebrew לא לשים הגמל בזבל): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.

Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase don't put the camel in the trash in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.

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