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A very hairy vagina that has not been maintained well and is extremely unsanitary
A vagina with wool so dirty that you probably would get an STD from just touching it
"Bro, I went to fuck your sister yesterday, but she had a really bad grungy carpet. Get her to fix that shit homie."
the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section
Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro
When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.
"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."
The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.
Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*
James: It's back to carpets for you.
Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.
No vacuum ? carpet equilibrium will solve the problem.
when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!