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It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy
“Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”
When two women engage in rubbing their vaginas together.
"Sarah and Megan had a few drinks before they rubbed carpets"
"After some heavy petting, Tiffany asked Tanya to Rub Carpets"
To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.
I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.
The act of sliding ones asshole up and down somes nose as if it were a credit card.
In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.
When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.
Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
Asking out, flirting with, or talking to numerous guys or girls in the hopes that they will like you.
Aaron is carpet bombing for a date to the dance. He asked out Olivia, Alyssa, Emily, Jordan, Ivy, and Sierra!