changing lanes without using your signal

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex without warning the girl. Must be done in a quick fashion.

Jake : Hey did you end up changing lanes without using your signal on that chick last nite?

Steve : yes sir. she said she didnt like anal but she got it anyways.

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you never change horse in mid term

Term Batterivatten uses when he does not have a qucik comeback

Person nr 1 - Hey You Know What They Say Batterivatten, You Can Not Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

Batterivatten - Yes, You Never Change Horse In Mid Term

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Mexican 2 finger oil change

A man sticks two fingers in a womans butthole and puts it in his butthole then sticks his fingers in her vagina by finishing with both fingers then in his mouth

Can I give you a Mexican 2 finger oil change. Or would you like me to change your oil

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if anything changes I'll let you know

something you say after a lame excuse to cancel plans with friends, usually for a better offer, without any real intention of considering original plan

a guy you've been dying to go out with asks you to dinner Friday night:

Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.

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we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives

the famous words of the king himself, Dhar Mann

very epic and famous words

Actor1: So you see, you have always been adopted by me.
Actor2: what
*ends*
Dhar Mann (ending): Hey Dhar Mann, fam I hope you enjoyed this video.
Dhar Mann (ending): Remember, we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives. And if you share my videos you're changing lives as well.

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National Change your Font Day

This occurs every year on the 16th July.
This is the day when you change your font on your instant messenger such as msn or yahoo etc...

Dude 1: Dude change your font its so boring!

Dude 2: No I like it

Dude 1: Dude but it's National Change your Font Day

Dude 2: Oh really alright then I have to change my font!

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My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time

Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.

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