when clothes are piled on the floor, instead of being put away in a closet or drawer.
Mr. V says that his son has a VERY large horizontal closet.
a euphemism for an S&M dungeon
"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."
The place you reach when you are so astronomically fucked up that you reach a new dimension of faded. All control has been long since lost. Usually results in catastrophic events.
"Man Luke was so turnt last night, I don't what the hell he was speaking on. Nigga was in the Zoot closet! "
a juggalette who is quiet about being a juggalette. these girls are still true to their family and always has their backs. Based on all their personality and how they act with friends. You'll never truly know if they are until they tell you.
That girl is such a closet juggalette, after talking to her about her views on things.
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A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
A closet creeper is an sexual confused person. They normally will act heterosexual around peers, and often brag on the women or men that they have relationships with. Once alone, they have the total obligation to search for a partner who will give them they gay fantasy that they desire. A guy who is a closet creeper, will date multiple women, not his race and pay them for gay sexual favors done to him, kind of like a secret agreement. The woman normally complies if the price is right, and refers the creeper to her other friends.
Keisha, sorry that I was late, I was with my CC (Closet Creeper), he came by for the usual service and to drop off my payment.
Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish for the thrill of hiding or getting "caught".
Eric and I were closet fucking because we didn't want his friend Jenny to hear us while she played call of duty. After the closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny.