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Unwanted butt play from an Italian on christmas
Lastnnight doninic gave me an italian christmas donkey
An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix
Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.
An Italian anal bead is when you put leftover meatballs and spaghetti up your ass.
Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!
When you fuck someone in the ass and spunk on their back and splash your cock in the puddle. Only works on italians.
"italian noodle souping" is fun.
When you find a rock hard slice of pizza left overnight in the box and throw it at someone
Tony used all of my Drakkar Noir so I chucked an Italian throwing star at him
When one is walking with microwaved pasta, trips and throws pasta all over ones wall
Stephen fell down the stairs with leftovers, leaving an Italian paint job for his mom to clean up
The old women, and sometimes men, who sit and watch the neighborhood all day and fill you in on gossip and keep an eye out for shady characters
Oh, I'm not overly worried about someone messing with my bike, I've got the Italian security system