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when one rubs another's nipples in a fashion like washing a window (the right hand goes clock wise and the left hand goes counter clock wise)
last night i got a window job, it felt weird as fuck.
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A sexual act by a woman to a man that uses excess skin to mimic the act of vaginal intercourse.
She's kinda fat and doedn't want to lose her virginity so she gives me fold jobs all the time.
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A clever portmanteau of "Well Done" and "Good Job" that conveys being befuddled but still wanting to congratulate quickly. Generally considered to be classier than it's inverse "Good Done".
"Hey, I just found a penny from 1932!"
"Uh, well job?"
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A job that is so easy, a chimpanzee could do it.
Man, I 'm tired of trying to achieve, all I want now is a Bonzo job!
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When your phone is resting on or near your genitals and goes off when set to vibrate giving you a little sexual pleasure when someone calls. Happens especially when you place your phone on vibrate and place it near your crotch when driving to know when your phone going off when listening to loud music in the car. Phone jobs can be awkward, esp when your mother calls; however, they can also be an excellent way to derive sexual pleasure from someone you have no chance of getting it from.
"I was driving home and my phone went off, I let it go for a few rings cuz it felt good but then I was mortified when I saw that my mom just gave me a phone job."
"I saw it was Sarah calling so I let it go to voice mail to let the phone job last longer."
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Receiving a blow job, while taking a shit, while in the woods, possibly while camping.
While on a camping trip I had to take this huge shit, however this chick wanted my nuts, so she gave me a bear job in thw woods.
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