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Maria

They are the type of girl that thinks they are smart but they are not at all. Says dumbest shit all the time.

Person 1: "Wow, a dumb girl!"
Person 2: "Her name must be Maria."

by Zausjkcj November 22, 2021


Maria

Maria is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet in your life. Her ocean blue eyes will hypnotize any man that looks into them. Her ethereal beauty and angelic face captivates everyone's attention. Every girl wants to be Maria and every man wants to have her. A literal goddess, Maria turns everyone's head when she walks into a room. She is smart and cunning while extremely competitive. She is always the person you have the most fun with and she is up for anything. She is daring, brave and excels at everything she does. Once she sets her eyes are set on something nothing can get in her way from having it. She has the most beautiful and addictive smile and can make any one fall in love in a moment. Her long silky hair sparkles like gold whenever she moves. She is elegant with a perfect body and glass-like skin. She is in your mind 24/7 but you can't even be mad about it. Her personality outshines everyone else's and she can always make you laugh. She is extroverted and energetic and makes friends very quickly. She is a loyal friend and someone you can trust with your life. She's a good listener and gives great advice. You can talk to her for hours but it only feels like minutes. If you ever hurt her or her friends she will get to you. Every guy wants Maria but her eyes are on one guy. Her seductive aura can leave you dazed. She is the epitome of beauty and any man's dream. The thought of her will haunt your mind forever. Never let her go.

Boy1: Did you see Maria today? She looked gorgeous. I can't get Maria out of my mind
Boy2: Yeah I know man I've never met anyone like her. She's so fucking hot

by avaheart88 April 29, 2023


Maria

The one and only girl who will actually make you laugh.

i love Maria

by 4nt.art1ca_ January 2, 2024


Maria

maria (pronounced maa-ria) is a person who you specially or your entire class hates because of the way she acts. Sometimes she will act like a stuck up bitch then when you really get to know her she will be emotionally and verbally abusive by calling you names and commenting about your insecurities. She is a pain in the ass and everyone else in your class will think the same unless it is her "friendship group" but little does she know that her so called "friends" actually hate her and only stay with her because they know they will be by themselves cos the entire class hates her

oh my god did you hear that maria snaked on Parvati because she posted a video with her not even in it and then maria blamed it on Quinn.

by sparklebitchshinexx June 10, 2022


Maria

Maria is the most beautiful, clever, passionate and funny person you'll ever know (if you are lucky enough to get to know her).

She is incredibly fun while also being sensible and comprehensive because of how intelligent she is. She has the most beautiful smile you can possibly imagine. She has her principles cristal clear and knows herself confidently, so she can have her space while giving you yours. Nevertheless, she will always be there for you if you need her and she will try to give you the best advices she can. She is the best friend you can have and, to put it simple, she is just the best person I know.

- Hey, do you know Maria?

- No man, i don't
- You definitely should then!

by CarmenMola October 27, 2021


maria

Treesh; Penis-sucker; dumb cunt who would lick her own pussy for gold digger money.

Nostrils are full of snot after her trip to Uruguay.

rakisha: “did you hear that maria sucked on her large chode last friday?”
shokana: “i thought that was jamal’s… she has a habit of doing that “

by trojancondoms March 22, 2022


Maria

The girl your dumb ass lost

Maria

by The God himself bitch November 21, 2021