Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.

Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."

Subfugitive relationship

A Sub-par relationship with a fugitive.

We’re going on 3 mounths in our “subfugitive relationship” since he was sprung from prison.

Condimented relationship

Relationship status that usually occurs prior to cohabitation in which your partners favorite condiments mysteriously begin to appear in your kitchen.

What's Corie's relationship status? I saw a bunch of her Arabic dips and sauces in his fridge. I think he's in a condimented relationship with that Jordanian girl?

Fallacy Relationship

When two people are dating only because -
- Their friends hooked them up
- One, or both, owes it to the other
- Are fuck buddies that don't want to be labeled such
- One, or both, is using it as an excuse to not be single
- The two actually deserves one another

Even though the causes for a Fallacy Relationship vary, it can always be characterized by one, or both, of its members heavily neglecting the relationship till need arises.

-"Why didn't your girlfriend to come?"
+"Sorry, I forgot to invite her."
-"I thought you two were attached at the hip?"
+"Oh no, we're just a fallacy relationship."

unequal relationship

one person loves more than the other person

She really didn't give a shit about him, they were in an unequal relationship

Thornistic relationship

Noun
A way to describe toxicity in which both parties mutually benefit while still being harmed. A double sided parasitic relationship.

Though the relationship could be considered toxic my ex and I had a thornistic relationship so it ended on good terms.

Relationship Jester

A guy who sees a sad girl who is potentially sad because of a past relationship. The relationship jester (jester meaning someone who makes royalty happy usually with jokes) tries to cheer the girl up with the intention of starting a relationship with the girl. Instead of the girl dating the guy who cheered her up, she goes off and dates another guy who had no intention of cheering her up.

I'm sick of being a relationship jester; every girl I try to date always gets with another man.