a clever (or maybe not) pun on having tricks up ones sleeves.
"I don't know what I'm going to do, But this dog with a shirt has some ticks up its sleeves"
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Now these words are now on a Mug/T-Shirt. Well that’s just random.
MAKE UR OWN SENTENCE!
Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol - Formatted on a Mug/T-Shirt.
Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!
"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"
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Shitting in a woman's crotch and then making her squirt when she comes so hard
Dude I was bangin this chick after I deuced in her crotch and she came so hard she was shirting
When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.
Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.
When you shart and get a little bit on your tucked in shirt
Oh no, Dave is shirting!
Bro did you just shirt yourself?
Brian just shirted
When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)
Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.