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Sex. Done. Defined.
It's putting a penis into a vagina, and doing the job.
Person 1: Hey how did you and Jenna's date go?
Person 2: Man, you don't even know. She let me snake her pipe!
Person 1: You're excited that you helped her with her plumbing?
Person 2: No! I mean we had sex.
Person 1: *slow claps* I get it. You were snaking the pipe *wink*
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a cheater, one seeking the easy way out, trying to do the least amount of work possible
I get John on my team
That is unfair you KD Snake! He is to good!
I get him
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while having anal sex and wearing a condom, the partner clinches the spincter and you remove your dick leaving the condom on the inside.
I shit out a condom this morning, Ted must have done a shedding snake last night.
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A snake is an elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptile. A butt snake is one that lives, or seeks to live, in your bum.
There is a supreme leader of butt snakes, who commands and controls all. If approached by a butt snake, do anything in your power to seal your anus because once penetrated, butt snakes are almost impossible to remove.
The supreme emperor butt snake only sees the colour brown, and travels at the speed of sound once locked on to its targeted anus.
Oh shit, there's a butt snake!
Stop being such a butt snake.
I think 'John` might be the supreme leader, he's such a butt snake.
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A specific method of giving a blowjob. A Snake Rattle is performed by the performer using his/her tongue to shift the mosition of the penis within his/her mouth, slapping it on the performer's teeth. If done fast enough, a rattling sound & feeling is experienced.
"That Cindy's tongue is fucking amazing! Her Snake Rattle sent me hissing & spitting!"
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When your mates come over to watch and debate the finer points of porn and, inevitably, become aroused.
"It's always a snake race at my place with the lads."
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to steal something from a friend
a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.
b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.
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