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Spin My Spider

No meaning... It just sounds dirty...

Call Alex Bonner.... He Will Spin Your Spider.

by Carmen Fuentes November 5, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dizzy Spider Monkey

the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver

We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey

by Wacker of Whales June 14, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


spider-web sex

one one has sexual relations with another and becomes attached to eachother emotionally, like if your sprung patna

spider-web sex must have got caught up

by *militant*Kings Up August 20, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


The shitsy bitchsy spider

A play on words of the โ€œitsy bitsy spiderโ€ nursery rhyme.

/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/โ€˜Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/

by J\ July 10, 2023


Rabid Spider Monkey

An extremely creepy, sex obsessed stalker.

Son: I'm going out, be home soon.
MOM: watch out for rabid spider monkeys

by Mr. Lister Orchestra November 21, 2013


Japanese spider crab

A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.

OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...

by nope#138949182 September 17, 2020


Spider-Man: Lotus

A fan-made Spider-Man movie that was scheduled to release in 2023, but was canceled due to leaked racist dms from the main director (Gavin Konop) and the actor for Spider-Man (Warden Wayne). The movie would of followed Peter Parker after the death of his girlfriend Gwen Stacy, contemplating if he should give up being Spider-Man.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Spider-Man: Lotus?

Guy 2: Oh you mean that movie that was made by the racist?

by packtober December 16, 2022