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When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.
I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.
When one inserts his fingers in girls anus, stimulating her with each knuckle that penetrates her.
While I was hitting it from the back, I tried the third knuckle to see if she was wit it. And dat bitch came hella hard. It was like Nigeria fall on my balls.
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Is what happened when James plus ur mom.......also weird, sometimes annoying, crazy 😜 funny, dishonest,, gamers , grounded for life
James Wesley the third
Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
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truly the goat
“have you heard of third teenz ?”
“who?”
*f*cks ur dad*
chad the third - also known as anthony the third - aka anthony diaz- is a proven mexican nibber that killed himself on live stage!