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To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear
Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy
The white elixor a man shoots out the head his penis during sexual activity when he achieves orgasm. The willy milk will usually be spilled on the female's face or titty as the man will usually avoid the vagine as not to get stuck paying child support. shit dawg.
"Baby I got ur willy milk right here in these big ass balls, why don't get on ur knees and take a sip"
to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.
Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"
Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"
Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"
Frank- "i know"
a limp penis that is covered in sperm
i have a milky willy
i wanted to get pissed out of my head so i ordered a willie special
When your willy turns into a bubbeler
Yo my nigro pull out you fat Willy bubbeler and let me have a suck my G
To obtain a willy by deceitive or manipulative methods.;
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Someone who leaves their facebook signed in, in the vacinity of people likely to change the best part of their profile to phallic symbols and status'.
Rob was willy wangling when he left his laptop on the lap of a malicious, fat woman.;
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Byron is a flange stomping willy wangler.;
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Margery is a serial willy wangler.