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I will be making bears now, watch the giraffe while I enter the warp rocket
The Ko'o Bear is native to the Koolau Mountain Range on the island of Oahu in Hawaii. Little is known of this ferocious creature other that this: It only attacks prey in groups of 1. It stands approximately 12-13 feet tall with Dark Brown Fur, exceedingly long teeth and claws, and is migratory throughout the Hawaiian Region. Local Legend relays the fact that no man who has ever seen the Ko'o Bear has ever lived to tell the tale. Although it moves silently through the thickets given its size there is still one means of detection. The strikingly high pitched squawk of the Kakui Bird can be heard a considerable distance and is surely a warning that the Ko'o Bear draws near.
My first near encounter with the Ko'o Bear is as follows. While attempting to navigate my way through a large patch of thrangle (thorny, strangling) bushes deep in the Halawa valley. I came upon a clearing of decimated vegetation in a significantly remote area. Upon strict examination I must conclude this destruction to be the work of many men or a significantly large creature. Shortly thereafter and in close proximity to the previously mentioned area I was startled by an intensely robust squawk of what must have been the Kukui Bird. For the sound emanating from a short distance away I likened to "Ka-Koo-hee"! fortunately for me I have no tangible evidence to present save my verbal recollection or I would likely be deceased.
A long and complicated story used to cheer someone up, fill awkward silences or just make people laugh. (also an unbelieveable excuse)
The Bear Story- So, I was walking through the hall in the mall one day and there was this bear, just sitting there, eating a jar of honey. And I said, 'bear, what the crap are you doing?" and then, THE BEAR, said, 'I'm eatnig a jar of honey, what the crap are you doing?' So I said 'pfft. pfft. pfft. well I don't want to talk to you if you're going to be like that' so I go to walk away, all upset, and he sticks out his foot and I trip and tragically break my leg. And then a squirrel comes up and picks my pockets and runs away with my cash! And then a raccoon comes by and says 'Joey, you stink at lying' and I go 'pfft, my name's not Joey' and I get up to chase the squirrel and my leg is miraculously healed HALELUJAH! And then, an elephant walks by and I go 'you never saw a stranger sight.' And THAT'S why you never milk an ostrich.
awkward mammal that cannot control itself
hey whats that? uhhhh what the hell am i in... that damn skeet bear
Women's periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Therefore, when a woman is on her period, it is called "Bear Season".
Dude, did you bang her last night?
Nah, its bear season.
The name of a little blue bear. He's a bear that loves blueberries, dancing, and the color blue. He's the cutest little bear in the world.
"Oh Boo Bear. You're so cute. Boo Bear?"
Word used by high school and middle schoolers to describe how awesome their friends are.
Rob: What do you think of pessah?
Dan: Pessah? That guy is such a bear!