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13 year old

A Person who is always horny af, says slang words to try act cool and steals there parents juul, You can find them most likely playing games fortnite or at zumiez.

Omg, is that a fucking 13 year old

by Im an iconic cunt January 27, 2019

57πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


New Years Resolution

Something you set out to accomplish when the new year comes along. Also highly improbable you will go along with it, but it's the thought which counts.

New Years Resolutions are kind of like when you click the 'I read the terms and conditions'. You know you'll feel semi-guilty by clicking the button even if you didn't actually read so you say "I'll read them next time." You do that with New Years Resolutions. "I promise not to ever gossip again...next year. Did you hear what Ross did with Rachel? BRUH."

by Lollipoplicker January 2, 2015

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


13 year olds

Owns juul,owns supreme,plays fortnite 24/7 and watches Ninja,has acne,dose fortnite dances everywhere,has a 800 snap chat streak and clears browser history.

13 year olds are one of the most annoying things possible

by S303 June 12, 2018

54πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


13 year olds

A different kind of human beings, who think they're cool because they run on the streets and make their friends laugh. Which is most likely the reason aliens won't make contact with us.

Bunch of 13 year olds:

HEY, DID YOU KNOW I CAN HACK MINE KRAFT ACCOUNTS????

by Prodigy02 November 18, 2015

54πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


New Year's Eve

A Pathetic day in the calander year. Its just a pathetic retarded exuse for young people to get totally pissed then have sex and get dumped the following morning/afternoon how lame can it get? also whats the point of it? its just another boring day ending and another boring day in the life starting.

ROB: Hey NYE was last night i got so drunk and i got with this chick, fucked her and she dumped me this afternoon cos she claimed she didnt remember getting with me, gutted man.
ME: yes...I feel for you bro about that chick but your point being bro....
ROB: C'mon man its New Years show some spirit.
ME: New Year sis just a crossover of another boring day in the life to another boring day in the life, heck, i may as well celebrat ethe crossover of June 16/17, Like that crossover December 31/January 1 is just another day, like the worlds gunna end, yeh right bruvva.
ROB: you get drunker than drunk on that day.
ME: I can get drunker than drunk on any ol day of the year, even September 3. New Years is no big deal man, Listent o paul McCartney and wings...Its just another day.

by Brother Number One June 5, 2005

40πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


New Year’s Cleave

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2021


Kiss Friend Year

Kiss your friend without getting in any troubble

nah mate, its kiss friend year

by noobmaster666 March 19, 2021