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i dont need to say anything, just look at the example
guy: this game is only played by people who have no life.
another guy: how would they if they are dead?
i take things literally
A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)
We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing waiting in the Bushes for us.
Going on an incredible night-time journey and beginning the morning far from where you began your night. You may or may not remember how you got where you are.
Did you hear Frank woke up in Vancouver this morning? Definitely a classic example of pulling a where the wild things are.
Haha yeah, he said he still doesn't know how he ended up there.
masticate
jaculate
tittular
titter
Bangkok (a city)
ipsical
epadermis
penal
wenis
I was masticating during lunch in Bangkok and somebody saw me and said i was being rude.
things that sound dirty but aren't
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a phrase used by people to cut out part of a story that is not necessary, so that they can get to the meat of the story.
Usually used when people are talking about how they got a guy/girl in the sack.
joe: How did it go last night with whatshername ?
Cramer: We went bowling and one thing led to another and I ended up on top of her in my bed with her screaming !
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The act of getting hammered then proceeding to pussy pop on a headstand in a bathtub with a sombrero on your head, Hannah Montana stickers on your nipples, topless.
For example,
Lucas Andahl is the CLASSIEST THING EVER
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Hey Phil, get your sweet pink thing over here !
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