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The evil monster living in or under your toilet. A controversial subject of much curiousity. Not many people no much about the toilet monster. Many think it has an endless hunger for piss and finklematter. Some think it the explanation for why things such as a Cottonelle Caper or Chocolate Dumpling exist. Also the most expensive part of the toilet.
The shit that I took in the toilet at Meyers had to be eaten by my seeing eye dog, because the sick fucks didn't have a braille sign saying "Toilet Monster NOT in toilets! Don't take a shit, you blind fucking bastard."
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When cash-scrapped artists begin using toilet paper or rolls for their own creative expression—a proof that expensive materials are not necessary to create rich or beautiful art.
Modi from the BJP Academy of Arts likes to soak sheets of toilet paper with cow dung mixed with holy water from Ganges river to produce his contemporary or controversial toilet art works.
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The clear liquid you see in the toilet.
"Kel, now you've stained the sweater and got it soaked with all nasty toilet juice!"
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food that has been discarded in the bathroom trashcan that is then taken out of the trash and eaten.
Chris must have been hungry last night, he snuck in the bathroom and ate the toilet nachos.
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Catch-all term for those employed in the demeaning trade of handing out paper to drunken males in Belfast toilets.
"Sup cracker? Hows your night?"
"Fine thanks, Toilet Guy. If I give you a pound will you refrain from stealing my phone?"
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a toilet, a toilet that shouts skibdi op dop. And to shut it off you have to flush it.(nods)(smiles)
"hey zain can i borro-" -me "SKIBIDI TOILET!"- zain :l- me
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not only tis it a place of sacrafice, it tis a place of round swirly things and teddy bears. (And god knows tis the only place you can get some PRIVACY) except for at Jenna's House.
jenna yelling: GET OUT OF HERE, CANT YOU SEE IM IN MY PLACE OF WORSHIP?!!
dont abuse the powers of the sacred toilet bowl
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