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He's funny, he's smart, and he's cute as hell. How can one boy be so perfect, I wish you liked me as much as I like you:)
Tommy you deserve the world!
Everyone knows a Tommy he’s kind generous and has a huge asshole, like absolutely huge, you could probably fit a large adult male in there.
A Tommy is a straight teenage male who is very annoying. Tommys hate woman and have anger issues
Person 1: I HATE WOMAN
Person 2: Jesus he is such a Tommy
Someone who is very bad at art. Or, he is ok i guess. But he is REALLY bad at designing yearbook covers, I mean like, if you saw his designs you may have to barf/bleach your eyes/ run into a pit. He also likes orange
Tommy: I'm gonna make a yearbook cover!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOO
One sexy fucka that asks for bikes that cost a 10a
Tommy ya ain't getting a bike for a tenna ya silly cunt
This man has the biggest fucking colossal cock on earth. All the girls and their mothers want to slip in bed in this unit and never get out. it's a miracle how his fat balls can even stay in his pants for an entire day. It's said that whenever he gets a boner so much blood gets drawn to his dick that he feels light-headed. The hottest man with the most swagger in the cosmos. this is all a proven fact.
Girl-1: have u seen that new kid?
Girl-2: who, Tommy?
Girl-1: Omg yeah, He's so fucking hot right
Girl-2: I don't know why but whenever I see him walking past I almost reach climax
Girl-1: and that massive bulge MMMMMMMM!
Girl-2: my mum can stop talking about him
Girl-1 OMG same