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n. Brilliant collection of strange new ducks and old ducks with new, usually pornographic, uses.
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Dude! What is that odd creature waddling behind you?
Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.
You gonna fatten her up and eat her?
Something like that.
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Someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary all day long. You don't need a diploma to be an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: So what was your previous occupation?
Kevin: I worked part time as an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: You're hired!
A website that aliens use to figure out how the human language works.
Alien 1: Thanks to Urban Dictionary.com, I now know what thot means.
Alien 2: Fascinating. It's getting easier and easier for us to communicate with the humans.
The act of taking two black 15 inch dildo's and tying them together with string like nunchucks.
That girl whipped out her Urban Nunchucks so fast i didnt know what was happening.
Articles in Urban Dictionary with names like Sarah or Jake. They are just useless and STUPID. Stop this thing
"OK let's write an article on Urban Dictionary. Hmmm... Yes let's write about Laurence"
"Seriously?! These articles are so stupid, don't write Urban Names please. "
someone who is addicted to searching urban dictionary for insults to call people and other things.
Ray: Did you see that guy? He looks like a sacul with waffle nipples!
Ryan: Don't look now, Jonathan, but I think Ray has an urban addiction again.
excessive use of invented slang terms, usually sexual and intended to shock or offend, which exist almost exclusively on urbandictionary.com
I wish these kids would stop talking about alabama hot pockets and angry dragons. They're just overusing urban diction in an effort to sound funny.