Place where boy shit in the new wingβ¦. life was ruined
You hear about the kid that shit himself⦠that was at Wayne Valley High School!
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kids that have perms and edges think theyβre on "gang shii" and girls try to be funny and say skskskks and anna oop way too fucking much
Iβve heard mountain valley middle school sucks right?
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It is a school in bernville, Pennsylvania. It is full of rasict rednecks, transphobic people, and people that just think they are ratchet bc they have ass. White boys say the n word bc they think they are cool. We are competitive in sports, Most people are either high or skipping class. Teachers yell, we sob, the things we learn aren't even going to be used when we are older. The white girls think they are black so they act like it, There is a rumor that the Gym teacher is harassing The girls and boys in gym class. The girls dress code is quack as fuck, teach boys how to keep it in their pants, not have girls pay for their actions. On the contrary, Go Panthers.
You go to Schuylkill Valley Middle school?
So you are racist?
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this school is full of sexist ass homophobic ass jesus is lord ass trump dick sucking hicks. the teachers have a weird obsession with shoulders so kids constantly get sent out of class cause their shoulders are distracting. it's actually called stoner valley because you're either a stoner or someone who pretends they're a stoner. there are the dumb fortnite boys who make rape jokes and say "no homo" every 4 seconds. there are the basic bitches that all look the same and are probably trying to be insta famous. there are the emo kids who lowkey looks like they will kill u and they're all gay. there are about 4 normal Gay people in the whole school. almost everyone is white, leaving us kids of color w so many hilarious racist comments to deal with. obviously, we are super DIVERSE and EXCEPTING. nobody learns shit cause everyone is stupid including the teachers who really want guns in their classrooms for some reason? everyone goes to football games even tho they literally have no clue whats going on bc its a great time for kids to fuck around on bleachers which is gOaLs . moral of the story , welcome to smithson valley highschool freshman:)!!!!!!!!
person 1: yo why did u get suspended from Smithson valley high school?
person 2: I'm an atheist.
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Black stone valley is a regional highschool located in upton massachusets. The school contains 13 towns but no one cares to know what they are. Its a techinical school with awesome shops, but the academics completely blow. Usual dress code is timberland boots considering that our school has a scary amount of rednecks. Accessories include bloodshot eyes because stoners are second to rednecks.
Guy 1: Dude I heard black stone valley has alot of stoners.
Guy 2: Man not as much as rednecks in the school.
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Located in Arvada, Colorado, and A suburb of Denver. Ralston Valley High School is the location of the 2006 AIDS Scare in which nearly all of the sexy, yet disgusting, females collapsed in the disease ridden halls. Some notable homos from the flaming baby blue school are Daniel Tosh, Ellen Degeneres, and Elton John. Ralston Valley (also called Vanilla Valley) Is mainly aryan dominated, just the way they like. RV is known for their massive ragers where Charlie Sheen caliber lines of coke are delivered by the truck load, and inhaled almost instantly. At these parties, and in the school in general, muscle shirts and large biceps are required at all times. Lack of muscle at VV will result in your useless and shriveled testicles to be promptly removed and blended into an AIDS margarita. In short, it sucks there. :)
Jacob: Hey you wanna go to that crazy party at Ralston Valley High School?
Tyrone: Nah bro I'm black.
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A school filled with fake people, white people who try to act tough, black people who are chill for the most part but a few of them are dicks, Latinos who are ok but some canβt speak English, and chill Asians. Everyone there is a nic addict and if u have a juul everyone will ask for it. If u donβt have a six pack ur a bitch. 96% of the school is fake and 2018βs freshman are fucking pricks. Go to a different school if u can. Even solanco or manheim central.
Bro why are you such a dick.
Donβt worry about them they go to Conestoga Valley High School.
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