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His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
Explorer: I can hear him, he is behind me!
The Virginity Stealer: REHEHEHEHEEHEHEE
G-Fuel or Mtn Dew. Without exception, EVERYONE, who drinks these drinks is a virgin.
"Yo why you drinking that virgin fuel?"
"Consolation for never getting pussy."
A Straight guy who has had anal but not Vaginal sex who claims he’s still a Virgin
Chad: I’m actually a virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?
Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin
When you take the first sip of a freshly opened beverage and its just perfect.
John opens can of Monster Energy Drink*
Andrew: Hey john lemme get the virgin sip before you get your backwash in it.
A lil boy (my bro) that plays Fortnite. Really annoying, crazy, only drinks candy, eats only fruit snacks , drives everyone crazy
A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex
Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.
Someone who remains a virgin much longer than normal, not by choice, but through circumstance.
"The 40 Year Old Virgin" is about Andy Stitzer a vestigial virgin.