slang insult commonly used to describe a ridiculous, nonsensical idiot. The term originated in the west being used to describe the transportation system for prostitutes , hoes, tricks , scalawags, bitches and nappy headed hoes
Out west you better not get caught out in the Jack wagon.
Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.
"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."
"Dusty wagon?"
"She was a dry ride...."
"Ouch."
"Chapped shafts all around bro...."
*tear rolls down eye*
Someone who is loud obnoxious, stupid or just plane annoying. Dolt can be subbed in.
Those girls never stop yapping! What a bunch of fruit wagons!
Used as a slur for someone who has 3+ dominant ethnicities
Bro, your dad is German and your mom is Italian and Japanese, your a fruit wagon
Used as a slur for someone who has 3+ dominant ethnicities
We don’t want none of them fruit wagons in our country
A person who farts a lot at once while doing an activity
Ew tommy just farted, he is such a bubble wagon!
A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.
"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."