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to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.
Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"
Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"
Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"
Frank- "i know"
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The act of picking your nose, then sticking your finger in another person's ear. Similar to giving someone a wet willy, except instead of your saliva, it's your booger going into their ear.
Jonny was being a douche bag, so I gave him a boog willy.
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To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear
Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy
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The white elixor a man shoots out the head his penis during sexual activity when he achieves orgasm. The willy milk will usually be spilled on the female's face or titty as the man will usually avoid the vagine as not to get stuck paying child support. shit dawg.
"Baby I got ur willy milk right here in these big ass balls, why don't get on ur knees and take a sip"
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A penis created by your trousers when you sit down and your flies roll up. Not actually a penis.
"Wooaaahhh, look at how big my trouser willy is!"
"Phwoar."
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The sexual act of shoving a whole chocolate bar up someones coochie and/or ass
Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?
Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.
Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
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After finger blasting a bitch you proceed to place the moistened finger into her ear or any nearby ear
I went to Zubar had a hot pocket then gave a bitch a kitty willy. pussy
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