Eggs-Benny

When describing something that's exorbitantly priced - from the abbreviated term for expensive, spenny - this adjective references the generally overpriced brunch item: Eggs Benedict (traditionally a poached egg served on toasted bread, drowned in hollandaise).

Hey do you want to see Aziz Ansari's LIVE stand-up this weekend?

~I don't know man, that shit is eggs-benny..

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Riding Egg

Earning the right to ride in the back seat of someone's car. Therefore simulating being chauffeur driven. Similar to shotgun and the rules are the same.

Driver "Hey Andy, do you want a lift to the arcade?"

Passenger "Yeah but I'm riding egg!!"

Driver "Ah man, I don't wanna be your chauffeur fool"

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scumbled eggs

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs

Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?

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egg mcmuffdive

an alternative form of egg mcmuffin

At a Mcdonalds Drive Thru: "Yeah, let me get 2 hash browns, and orange juice, and an egg mcmuffdive."

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Crack the egg

A game to play on a trampoline how to play: one person becomes the egg and curls up in the middle of the trampoline the the person/people try to make that person let go of there knees/not curl up by jumping when they do the egg has been cracked and someone else becomes the egg

Person 1:i played crack the egg yesterday
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!

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dick eggs

sperm, semen, male ejeculate

I covered her face in my dick eggs......

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rolling egg

a unique sex position in which the two peole are able to roll over eachother and end up back where they started.
best performed in water.

sallly- we went for a late night swim, and ended up doing the rolling egg. Quite enjoyable

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