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A ball python that is curled up in a ball and loves nothing more than to not get booped
My snake was a cute noodle ball this morning
Absolute Balls is a term used to describe hatred. Hate is a strong word, so use Absolute Balls instead! Your peers will get a great chuckle out of this one, chief.
"bro, the game you suggested me was absolute balls."
"What the fuck kyle. Just say you hate it."
"No, hate is a strong word."
When you’re playing a sport that uses a ball and it hits your scrotum
Guy: Oh shit! The basketball just hit me right in the balls!
Guy 2: That’s Ball to Balls Contact right there!
Freind:what did you eat
Oh just some amougooooous balls
Being so fat that as you flush the toilet and yet you have not managed to stand up all the way and your bollocks are washed by the incoming toilet flush.
Travis: "Hey, guys I was just ball flushing in the turdis (portable toilet), and I quite liked it"