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When you get a mcdouble and put a hot and spicy mcchicken in between the patties
Best way to get two different proteins in the same meal
Friend 1: wanna go to McDonald’s??
Friend 2: yeah what are u getting
Friend 1: a cock a doodle moo, duh!
Any kind of fucking done by someone who had a turd transplanted where his cock used to be.
Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!
Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)
"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'
"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.
A stupid whore that Simps over people really bad
A cock juggling thunder cuck describes a person who can't help but choose unhealthy relationships.
someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do
A term used by a man that drives someone out to the middle of nowhere, stops the car, and demands that the other person have sex with them (cock) or get out and walk back home. Not necessarily rape or assault but pressure to perform none-the-less.
Her: Oh Johnny, why did you park the car on this deserted gravel road many miles from my home?! Are we out of gas?
Him: Cock or walk, baby. Cock or walk.
If the overbearing presence of another friend (male or female) prevents a male from speaking with other females he wishes to engage in flirtatious acts or conversations then he is being cock-blocked.
Cock-Blocking: Jim wanted to talk with the pretty girls at the bar, but no other girls would talk to him because his (non-romantic) friend Sally was sitting next to him. Sally was cock%20blocking Jim.