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Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.
Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!
or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls
When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.
That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.
Scissoring, but the participants (most likely lesbians, could also potentially involve a man,) are obese.
Gorlock the Destroyer and Haggis went wrecking balling for 48 hours straight.
When you rest one of your balls on the neck of the bottle and create underpressure inside by heating it with a lighter.
Broo Jirka’s ball method just made me cum
Recreational tournament style paintball on fields that may or may not be in good condition. Typically its run like a practice but less formal. Players from random teams will get together to forum one team.
Tom: Hey Carl there is no practice this week right?
Carl: Nah man everyones got shit to do.
Tom: What to go hit up some Street Ball then?
The crack in between your balls. It is general knowledge that the bigger the ball crack the less attractive the man.
Man: Did you see Ryan's ball crack
Woman: His ball crack isn't even as big as Kade's.
A monster and an abomination.
Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.