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What pussies do when they fuck a girl.
Guy: Im about to cum: Girl: Okay are you gonna pull out? Guy: I will not pull out that is for pussies. Girl: But you might get me pregna-Guy: I came in you.
Saying your ready, but delaying departure because you forgot something
Are you ready to go? Yes, wait, I have to run upstairs, I forgot something... she just pulling a Jackie...
Pulling a carpiee is when you try wasting over 3 hours of your life playing mobile games on a 3rd world country.
Damn it, It's 11 PM and he's pulling a carpiee
When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
Steve:i think i will get the waffles
Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes
Waiter: what could i get you guys?
Jeff: can i get the pancakes
Waiter: and for you?
Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too
Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman
When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!
omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.
When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration
She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her
He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
When you insist a 2 year old product that costs half as much as the new model, is better than the new model.
Phil: "My GTX 550 ti is better than your GTX 660".
Paul: "Phil, That's rediculous, stop pulling a corbin".