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To be fucked and fed fruit while lying on a bed of silk sheets
The Unicorn - "I'm home. Today has been a drag. Time for you to fruit me"
To be fucked and fed fruit by a sex slave while lying on silk sheets
The Unicorn - "I'm home from work. Fruit me. And my legs best be shaking when you're done"
something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis
"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"
"what"
An alternative for “Shiver me Timbers”
Use this when ALL your Timbers have been Shivered already
Person 1: boo
Person 2: BUMFIZZLE ME CALIWARGLE I HAVE NO TIMBERS TO SHIVER
Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.
Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.
When someone(a girl in particular) thinks it's a good idea to postpone and postpone a certain meeting or event. "can I meet you at the restaurant this weekend", no I will find time for you later. 2 weeks later: "can I meet you at the restaurant this weekend", no I will find time for you later. It could be any girl name. But the name Sophia just fits the stereotype best because :
Sophia means "wisdom" in Greek....
Bro that girl just pulled a sophia on me
Bro why is it so hard to get a girlfriend these days