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This is when you have to poop really badly and the tip of the terd is poking out. Similar to turtle-heading, but this is when the terds are softer, not hard like a turtle's shell.
DUDE! I have to get to a bathroom ASAP or you're gonna see The Face of the Frog.
The equivalent to a lady tea bagging. When a snail trail is applied directly to another's face, or the vaginal discharge commonly associated with being aroused is smeared onto someone's face through contact with the vagina.
I slug faced him while he was sleeping.
To make numerous argumentative posts of an apoplectic or advocating nature while disingenuously claiming apathy on the subject matter.
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Apoplectically responding to responses containing documented facts with any mixture of: claims of apathy; ignoring facts; changing the argument or simply making more raging posts.
Larry has been committing face baggery again. He keeps making posts on how the apollo moon landing was staged in Hollywood .But when you call him on it says he really doesn't care one way or another. Larry is such a core face bagger.
The expression you give when you are in an awkward position, and you have no idea how to react.
When everyone is singing Happy Birthday to you, you give a stud face because you don't know how to properly react.
The act of cumming a massive load into someone’s mouth with someone you see regularly, similar to how Old Faithfuls geysers erupt every 44 minutes to an hour
Yeah, I gave Jenny and Old Faceful. It’s getting pretty serious between us.
It is like the term "losing my mind" accept it physical. Like being clumsy or messing stuff up.
I keep messing stuff up I'm losing my face
A person who loves a certain type of face; unconditionally.
A: so who are you going after?
B: The one that looks like King Francois!
A: You always going for that look of face; you are in love with the King’s face!
B: is that bad?
A: you want your men to look as if they were from one tree??? Hahaha
B: oh, pshhhh!
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