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Jesus loves you

A phrase used when someone wants to share the love of Jesus Christ, it is important to use this phrase in the correct context as some may become offended.

I've seen a lot of sorry and disrespectful definitions so I thought I would do the phrase justice, I might get downvoted for this but as the scriptures say "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you." (John 15:18-19).

-Hi, how has your day been
-Not very good
-Oh, I hope it gets better, Jesus loves you.
-Thank you

by rayfire1234 October 10, 2024


Jesus loves you

Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.

*someone chilling and being themselves (typically people who are lgbtq)*
“Jesus loves you”

by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024


secret love

when family members tries to date opposite sex/gender cousins or brother and sister trying to date each other and marry each other...feeling so close like best friends or better, always being together and having sex together. its frown upon because the babies come up deformed or and retarded

we kept our love a secret. secret love.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 22, 2022

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Glove Love

Glove love: when a man Jack's off all over his hand and then Jack's off again.

Greg gave himself some glove love earlier tonight. You gotta do what you gotta do!

by Yesca747 August 7, 2023


James Bond Love

Intimacy to experience beauty!

Mark Memoly & Chelsea Handler have a James Bond Love.

by Cookie Leslie September 19, 2012


That's fine --- I love apples

What you smilingly reply when someone says, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".

Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.

by QuacksO March 10, 2021


The flower of love

Slang term for a woman's vagina, or a vagina that is deformed and looks like a flower.

(She gave me the flower of love on valentine's day).
(Her flower of love needed to be watered and nurtured).

by CumCorpse October 6, 2023

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