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The definition of insanity and misery
i am scared of a let me shit and daddyknivesreal duo entering my life
Something the cool kids seem to say in response to an insult or potential threat. Generally a technique to make peers laugh whilst dodging the insult at hand and avoiding having to think of a come back.
For example: Bob: “why are you so annoying?” Troy: “nah not me mate”
An action where you boyfriend picks you up, your heart starts racing and you forget how to breathe.
When he touches your face it takes your breathe
When he picks me up, I almost forgot how to breathe
Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.
My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”
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me assahe is a sexual act between a cis straight couple where the woman inserts a whoopy cushion into the man's anus and inflates it. The man then clenches and makes the whoopy cushion make it's trademark sound. (Not all people can fart on command so this helps). "assahe" refers to the slight little giggle you let out (at the ass, and situation). An "ahe" - it's not enthusiastic as you watch the whoopy cushion deflate in a man's ass and you contemplate all the decisions you've made in your life that brought you to this moment.
Man: I paid a chick to come over and she gave me a me assahe
Woman: I've been really bored and uninspired in the bedroom so I tried me assahe
A person that can make their own choice after considering every factor contributing to the matter good or bad.
Used particularly in the world of vaccines.
Anti Vaxx vs Pro Vaxx and now, Pro Me .
A person who accepts the outcome of their own decision making.
I’m not anti vaxx not pro vaxx , I’m simply a pro me.