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when you keep good care of your balls
timmy: i just got the best ball grooming by troy!
ciara: i dont have balls
Irritation on the scrotum and inner thighs that typically occurs on Sunday, caused by the regrowth of pubic hair after manscaping your shit after work on Friday, in preparation for an anticipated sexually active weekend, the goal of which being to murder pussy as much as possible.
"My Sunday balls are raging. I can't even touch them, but I murdered pussy all weekend."
The most ultimate groupchat to ever have lived. The name is inspired by Ishigami Senku's big delicous juicy ripe round testicles.
"Hey did you check the new message in Senku Balls?"
"No not yet, I'll go take a look."
the best person ever so kind my bff i love you literally an angel
person: who is that swaggy queen
me: that's my bestie Maddie Ball
When a guy already came and he's still having sex so he has flappy balls.
This guy already came and he was still trying to have sex. His flappy balls were flapping against me it was such a turn off.
N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.
(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.
(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, people like Thomas Jefferson, John Locke and Thomas Hobbes.