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When it’s really cold like it is in Saskatchewan and you shit in your girlfriends pussy before fucking her to stay warm.
I gave Jessica the ol Saskatoon hot pocket on the weekend in ice fishing shack because it was -35
When it’s cold like it is in Saskatchewan and you shit in your girlfriends pussy before fucking her
I gave Jessica the ol Saskatoon hot pocket on the weekend in the ice fishing shack because it’s -35
when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch
i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket
A girl that looks like she was repeatedly beaten in the face with a bag of hot nickels.
Person 1: Have you seen Patrick’s new girlfriend?
Person 2: Are you kidding? You can’t miss her. She’s a Hot-Nic.
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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
person 1: yoo Dylan o'brien is so hot!
person 2: omg i know.