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An extremely small penis that is so unbelievably small that gay people won't suck it
"Jesus Lucas's cock is so unbelievably small" -every person (including mom) who's seen his cock
Something so incredibly small that it gets rejected by Midgets (I've seen it happen). Seen to be around 0.000000000001in and is just a disgrace to the male sex
"What the FUCK! Your cock (Lucas's Cock) is SOOOO small!" -some person
An individual who shits when he fucks, loves titties and has a cock of any size.
Wow, he’s a real shit fuck titty cock.
The blockage of your cock when your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex but you whip it out anyway to try to change her mind
Sam: Wanna Have Sex?
Julia: No Not Today
Sam *whips out cock* how about now
Julia: Ewww no your cock is tiny
That Is Cock Blockage
When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
"life is like cock and ball torture without the cock and balls - Old Western Guy."
The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.
John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."
Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."