Going down on a woman with 70'some bush
I thought that chick was hot, but she must have been a hippie or something because I ended up with a face full of web.
When your face looks like it just needs to be married.
Did you see Danielle today? That girl has resting marry me face, id take that forever!
Someone whose facial features are all centered in the middle of their face. A face with large margins.
I'd like to punch P. Diddy in his Somali pirate looking, middley face.
Deep facing a dead person or people for money or power
Dead-face or dead-facing could lead to legal trouble in the sense of who owns another humans image after death? Especially a celebrity.
Face structure is a commonly used phrase when students hack your school account
An advice-sharing session over drinks for East Asians who lack the enzymes to break down alcohol.
From the web series, Tokens: Season 2, Episode 203. Sammie rushes into Bubble Tea, saying , "I need another Red Face session."
If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.
When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face