Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

do me daddy

dats wat my nonexistent girlfriend says 2 me

come over here and do me daddy?

DEY TRY ME OHH

When you are angry or annoyed with someone or something

DEY TRY ME OHH with their attitude

poach me baby

Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth

Oooooo yeah poach me baby

You’re rotten’ me

Slang created by BLGL. Used when someone does some dumb shit.

Example:

Random: yo gago can i get a sub?
Gago: nahh you’re rotten’ me hell no

Fly me to Inuvik

A fucking flimsy cumshot.

Gonna fly me to Inuvik?