January 8

A day where a guy has to ask out there crush or a girl that likes them.

Guy “hey will you go out with me?”
Girl “yea why do soon I thought you liked someone else”
Guy “it’s January 8th”

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Pull an 8

The workplace standard, for most jobs, which consists of working an eight hour day. Yet, in this case, the length of time is considered torturous, and the tasks are thought of as mind-numbingly repetitive (ex. cashier at a grocery store).

Friend 1: Man, I had to pull an 8 this weekend. All I did was ring up incredibly rude assholes.

Friend 2: Ouch, that's terrible. I'm sorry to hear that.

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June 8

No good can come on June 8th

Guy: hey man did you know its June 8th!
Man: *dies*

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8=====D

An penis if your sexual or a alien smiley face

A conversation between a mother and son

Mother: 8=====D
Son: Eww mom why did you send me a penis
Mother: Your Brother said it was a alien space ship
Son: No its a Penis
Mother: so this isn't a alien getting into a ship 8=====D {()}

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Jan 8

The day to slap anyone named Alex

You: *slaps*

Alex: WTH DUDE- oh wait, its Jan 8. It’s all good bro.

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febuary 8

The worlds most LOYAL, sexiest and best girlfriend was born

Lorelei’s birthday is febuary 8, no wonder she’s such a good girlfriend

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December 8

The day Juice Wrld died.

Man: Hey its December 8
Woman: Yeah I know it's the day Juice Wrld died

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