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A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
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When a woman is having sex. Also used when a gay man is the bottom during anal sex.
She's gettin' her kitty pounded!
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Someone that thinks that they out Bruce Lee at being Bruce Lee. Someone that thinks they make a better Bruce Lee than Bruce Lee, and a better Madonna than Madonna.
The cocky girl was 98 pounds and tough as nails in her mind.
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So Danny goes off to pick up chicken wings at the wing place for the office and while he's waiting decides it's a great excuse to sneak off and pound off! Results everybody at office gets cold chicken wings!
Droops Crotty
I finally understand why when Danny picks up the chicken wings they're always cold when he gets back to office!
This is the true definition of Sneak off pound off!
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The act of strategically leaving into another room, most often the bathroom, while your significant other is in the house to engage in an often thrilling, yet pathetic, session of masturbation.
Dan: Man, last night was close!
Chris: Why, what happened?
Dan: Brenda fell asleep early and I was all boned up, so I had to run to the bathroom to do the old sneak off pound off. Right after I was done, she knocked on the door because she had to shit.
Chris: Man, that's close!
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A person who follows a large combination of shitty habits you will find on my 600 pound life. The culture and way of life many Americans follow it involves eating like shit, being a pussy, being a fat lazy bitch, excessive leisure activity consumption, Netflix, large usage of social media.
Joe: We need to hit the gym this saturday at 11 am.
Larry: I can't I got like plans
Joe: you fat lazy bitch your plans are sleeping in, get your fat fucking ass to the fucking gym!
Larry: I mean like I can uh like uh do pushups at home.
Joe: at home my fucking ass. holy shit Mr. I'll quit drinking tomorrow. If you keep up the my 600 pound life culture you'll soon be on it. This is why you have a girlfriend that gives you sad handjobs
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When some ugly lonely ass guy slides into your dms etc and wants to bounce your phat ass with his 3 inch dick.
Some ugly dude in your dms: hey you tryna catch 10 pounds of bounce that ass?
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