Spunk Brother / Sister

A half sibling via your father

ie from his 'spunk donation'

usually applying to promiscuous men with more than one family.

I didn't know you had a brother/sister - Oh he's my "Spunk Brother / Sister"

Underlining the fact that the relationship is not a close one.

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sister spooky season

halloween season when you and your best friend hoes get together in blankets, eat popcorn and watch halloween movies all night

it’s sister spooky season hoe get the popcorn ready

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ur sister a mister

even worse than ur granny a tranny. If someone says this, the world literally stops and everyone dies.

Zucc: ur mom gay
Steven: ur daddy lesbian
Zucc: ur granny tranny
Steven: *only slightly offended* ur sister a mister
Zucc *literally fucking dies along with everyone else except for Steven*

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Your sister's bush

Your sister's pubes, usually said as an insult. This can be used to end an argument easily.

Steve: We should do our homework.
John: Chill bro.
Steve: Do you want to fail?
John: No.
Steve: So we should do our homework.
John: YOUR SISTER'S BUSH.

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Hey Soul Sister

This single by Train gained popularity after headlining the compilation album "Now That's Who I Call a Bunch of Posing Prancing Cockmouths, Volume One."

If your date starts singing along to the opening buttfuck moans of Hey Soul Sister, shove her out of the car and run.

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ur sister fister

Stronged then any of the ur mom gay insults

Person 1 : ur mom gay

Person 2 : ur dad lesbian

Person 3 : Ur granny Tranny

You : ur sister fister

*world melts and universe explodes*

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Ur sister a mister

Only use this phrase if you are prepared for the consequences. This phrase is the offspring of “ur mom gay” and “ur daddy lesbian,” and the breeder of it was Satan himself. It is the worst thing that you can say to someone. If the arguments gets to “ur grandpap a trap” and it’s your turn, chain yourself down before you use this. It’s deadly.

Steve: ur mom gay lol
John: no u
Steve: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap, ha, no coming back from that!
John: *chains himself down while fire sprouts from every hole of his body*
UR SISTER A MISTER!!!!!!!
Steve: *explodes into atom size pieces that are on fire as Satan pulls his soul down past hell to the unknown
God: *tears pour down his face* holy shit!

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