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If she cooks for you two days in a row and provides food for you to make the 3rd day. Wife her up!
I've wife her up and now I cook for her forever.
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a reference to a girl who you have a relationship with, but you don't really care about her
aw man, ummm... whats-her-nuts was great last night.
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To probe a woman with a penis, which can be done orally, anally, or vaginally.
My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.
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get someone 'preg-o-not', or 'with child'
john pumped her up just before they took his money away
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!
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once you have climaxed and are pulling out to get to her face. but that doesnt work and you jizz all over her pussie
:(
shit i was with this girl last night and i got caught buttering her chicken
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When you meet someone through a social networking site like Facebook, Myspace etc.. but when you meet them in person something about them makes you wanna punch them in the face.
Dave: "So dude did you finally meet face to face with that hot chic from Facebook?"
Tony: "Yeah man but she talked like Rosie Perez so I only liked her in print."
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The act of telling a girl to piss off or get lost.
OMG! Rachel is so annoying! I really need to shake her off!
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