poo heckler

That person who, when someone is using the restroom for an extended visit (#2), continuously rattles the doorkonb, bangs on the door, and/or yells "watchya doin in there?".
The objective of this rude assault on a person at their most defenseless moment is to make the victims dump unrelaxing and stressful as possible. Extreme heckling can at times prevent poo entirely, leaving the victim at risk of a hershey squirt later on.
The Poo Heckler most often lurks around offices or other densly populated areas, preferably with small, single occupant restrooms. This enables maximum humiliation and discomfort to their victims.
Poo Heckler is not to be confused with "dump cheerleader" or the infamous "turd burglar"

"i was taking a nice relaxing dump, but Jamie kept banging on the door and rattling the doorknob. What a total poo heckler!!"

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pussy poo

Vaginal Discharge

I can’t go commando with all this pussy poo!

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Smurf Poo

Plain and simple, 'Blu Tack'.

office clerk:"could you pass me the Smurf Poo please?, i need to stick some pictures to the wall."
colleague:"sure!, here you go"

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poo knuckle

The slightly less pleasurable, but still delightful act of receiving a handjob while taking a shit. The predecessor to the blumpkin.

Stephens girlfriend was too stingy to give him a full blown blumpkin, so she elected to give him a poo knuckle. He was meagerly satisfied.

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Poo Dawg

The main ingredient in a Poo Dawg Milkshake. A flavorful, earthy, nutty, rich taste that pairs well with jellyfish, cheesecake, and Rumple Minze.

The woman, clearly pissed off at her boyfriend for butt-fucking her husband behind her back and in their marital bed, dumped her poo dawg milk shake over both men's head.

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poo bat

When the strength of an aroma post shit is so overwhelming its effect is similar to being smashed in the head with a large object. i.e. the poo bat.

I went into the toilet after Peter had a shit and was smashed in the face with the poo bat

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poo dollar

The art of wipping ones rear end after defication with a dollar bill in a public place. The one dollar note is then folded, crumpled, and/or placed face down in a public place with the aim that someone else will pick it up and get feces on them or their person.

Oh snap thats shit on that dollar bill, someone left me a poo dollar.

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