i guy

a person who cares completely and totally about themself and nobody else

dude don't be such an i guy

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I-27

The crappiest, moset worthless piece of interstate in the USA. Goes 120 freakin miles from Lubbock to Amarillo Texas - it doesn't even leave Texas.

I went from Amarillo to Lubbock, and after that, I-27 died - and it became stupid state highway 87.

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I see

Phrase used when you have no idea what the other person has just said but definitely do NOT want them to clarify.

Guy: We were at the TOC giving a briefback when the GC walked in...

Girl: I see...

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I Surrender

n
1: A phrase which should be always be followed by, pardon my french

For an example, listen to the better portion of the UN.

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I forgor

A term gay people use. it usually means “Spread my cheeks apart and lick the *peanut butter*”

gay pornstar: i forgor
gay pornstar2: say no more
*proceeds to turn the sheets brown*

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I

Are you there…
Last time, I became a bear…
Someday, I look forward to this memory we can share…
Six zero three…
Will always be one of my best days…
No other days, can compare…
My game definitely wasn’t with me…
But for how many hours you I got to see…
We spoke…
And i didn’t choke…
I could live that day over and over for the rest of my days…
And be happy in every way❤️❤️❤️

That one day…
You were beside me…
Literally:)
Again this I WILL see!!!!

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I

You are messing with my mascara today…
And I am sort of working…
I guess it is actually me messing with it..
I am going to put myself down for a nap…
Well needed… I know:)

I never saw that posts before… or the other one… I told you I was slow figuring this out and that is why I always feel like I am missing something… very well could be. I assure you I am over analyzing to try to figure out what I may be missing, if there is something I am missing…
And then I got sad because I can’t be with you!!!
At least yet!!!!
I want you NOW!!!
We could take a nap :) 🫣😘
Totally wouldn’t ❤️❤️❤️

I love YOU!!!!!!!
And I have made a shit load of posts today and I can’t flipping see them… ughhh
Happy napping to me:)

You have a black hole too? 🤔🤔🤔

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