febuary 8

The worlds most LOYAL, sexiest and best girlfriend was born

Lorelei’s birthday is febuary 8, no wonder she’s such a good girlfriend

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January 8

A day where a guy has to ask out there crush or a girl that likes them.

Guy “hey will you go out with me?”
Girl “yea why do soon I thought you liked someone else”
Guy “it’s January 8th”

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8 loko

A tasty concoction consisting of 20 fluid ounces of everclear and 1 bottle of 5 hour energy.

After I smash this 8 loko I'm gonna smoke my entire mango JUUL pod

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D=8

A backwards penis or a math equation.

You should suck a D=8

D=8 1+D=9

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June 8

No good can come on June 8th

Guy: hey man did you know its June 8th!
Man: *dies*

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8=====D

An penis if your sexual or a alien smiley face

A conversation between a mother and son

Mother: 8=====D
Son: Eww mom why did you send me a penis
Mother: Your Brother said it was a alien space ship
Son: No its a Penis
Mother: so this isn't a alien getting into a ship 8=====D {()}

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Jan 8

The day to slap anyone named Alex

You: *slaps*

Alex: WTH DUDE- oh wait, its Jan 8. It’s all good bro.

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